Dick
Decay - The Full Story
March
2, 1999
Jimmy
had just got a call at his office about a man that was having
uncontrollable spasms in his groin and it smelt like a rotting
rat rectum, the man knew about Jimmy from a ad in the paper
that said Dr. Jimmy the only man for your Wang discomforts
and need to be castrated the fast and easy way, then Jimmys
your man. Jimmy did not know it yet but this was the start
of one of the worst diseases in the world that infects both
males and females but at first it was thought that dick decay
only infected
Males but when it mutated for the second time it found a way to
get females.
When the man went to Jimmys office he was already in the
2nd stage of dick
Decay and was almost in the 3rd stage of no return. Jimmy was
unable to save him.
Richard Hastings died from dick decay 5 weeks later but it helped
Jimmy in his research.
The Stages of Dick Decay
Signs of Dick Decay
May
23, 1999
As the weeks went by Jimmy was surprized by the large growth in
Dick Decay, Jimmy decided to form an Anti-Dick Decay Team, which
consisted of mostly trained monkeys and homless crazys but it
got the job done.
January
15, 2000
Jimmy's
team found out who started Dick Decay, his name was Jesse Martinez
aka Messy Jesse. Jimmy saw the obese beast walking down the side
walk out side Manny's Market and saw that the Dick Decay had no
effect on him but the DIck decay was swarming around him like
it was the mating season of all time. Jimmy didnt try to get to
close and capture him because he didnt have the right equipment
at the time.
January
17, 2000
Just two days later Jimmy had found out Dick
decay had become air born, first thought caused by Jesse having
wild monkey butt sex with his pet monkey, it was later found out
Messy Jesse started it in slapping his tittys on his cock repeatedly
for months and because of the of messiness of his tittys it caused
a new disease.
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The
Mutations of Dick Decay
November
8, 2000
Dick Decay mutated again
and this time it could get females, this caused dick decay to
double in size.
December
21, 2000
Messy
Jesse started a "Pound me in the ass death camp" wich
started over 10 new kinds of Dick Decay, most of them are unidentified
and others have no known purpose. "The worst time to have
Dick Decay". Jimmy found his death camp in Union Gap, Jesse
would pound his prisoners in the ass intell they would get Dick
Decay then he would live off of eating the decayed Johnson.
January
5, 2001
A new mutation was found in Jesse's camp. They
have no known purpose, They
seem to fly up the nose then lay eggs in the back of the eyes
but about 10 seconds later the eggs and dick decay dies off. This
was the first mutation made in his camp and is sometimes called
the caughing disease.
April
12, 2001
The first pictures of Jesse were tooken by Jimmy
and Timmy Torso. The
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April
16, 2001
Messy Jesse abandens
his death camp and goes missing and also slowed the increase of
Dick Decay victums.
July 20, 2001
The
Anti-Dick Decay team goes bank rupt from lack of funds and interst,
only Jimmy and volenteers are on the team now.
August
25, 2001
Jesse was spotted by a homeless man and told
us were his camp grounds were. Jesse was trying to get to Oregon
and then probly to California to spread the disease so its out
of control and unstopable, but Jimmy set traps for Jesse to stop
him.
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