There
are four stages of dick decay for males and five for females.
Stages
for Males
1st - There is a great burning in your groin followed by uncontrollable
itching, this is just as bad or worse then the other two stages.
2nd - This is called the mold stage because of the mold that grows
on your cock and you also smell the faint stench of your cock rotting
this usually smells of rotten eggs or the stench of a thousand deaths.
3rd - This is the stage of no return if you havent used Jimmys
anti-dick decay
spray or gel yet it is too late. This is were your cock falls off or is
dead and crusty
black like a burnt sausage.
4th - This only happens if you have caught the second or higher
mutation of Dick Decay and your cock falls off, After it falls off a piece
of shit looking schlong starts growing back usually upside down so you
piss in your face and a couple of days later it falls off and has a chance
to grow back every full moon.
Stages
for Females
1st - There is a great burning in your groin followed by uncontrollable
itching.
2nd - This is called the mold stage because of the mold that grows
on your groin and you also smell the faint stench of a rotten cock this
usually smells of rotten eggs or the stench of a thousand deaths.
3rd - You start to grow a dick witch is deformed and sometimes
upside down witch cause a very strong smell of circus monkeys.
4th - This stage does not always happen but there is a good chance
it will, your cock grows one to five other smaller cocks on it and makes
an even worse smell.
5th - Your cock falls off and has a chance to grow back every full
moon.
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