The Mutations of Dick Decay
Flightigus Cockus - This is were dick decay became air
born and spread like the common cold after this mutation there was no
stopping it. It was first found out by Jimmy in January 17, 2000. Jimmy
said he saw Jesse raping his pet monkey to death, when the dick decay
started flying out every were, he saw this because of his dick decay goggles
that shows red dots were ever dick decayers are. After he reported that
dick decay became air born Jimmy said to this to reporters Holy
Jesus!!! Jimmy has never seen so many decayers in all me life but good
thing I was in me protection suit, but some still got in so Jimmy ran
back to headquarters to spray all of them. Jimmy is now working on a Dick
Growin Cockus Decayis - This is when dick decay mutated
so it could get females and now make it so even if you cut your cock off
you can still get dick decay and still has the flight ability. Jimmy has
still not found out how it mutated, some say it mutated on its own and
now has the ability to change whenever it wants to. This happened around
November of 2000.
3rd Homo Rectal Mess - This mutation was made in messy Jesses pound me in the ass death camp. And Jimmy has not found a purpose of this one. They seem to fly up the nose then lay eggs in the back off the eyes but about 10 seconds later the eggs and dick decay dies off when they fly up the nose they will make the unexpected victim cough, this will also make other people around them cough. Jimmy has suggested that this might mutate again and most likely blind the victim or make them go cross-eyed. This was discovered by Timmy Torso and Sam Goodoff in January 05, 2001. This mutation does not have the Groin Cockus Decayis but has the flight ability.
are still other dick decayers but Jimmy and his team of trained monkeys
have been unable to identify them.